Monday, February 4, 2013

Great News! The Bones Were Right!

You can see here that the bones are clearly
indicating the older "Harbaugh" would win.
If you lost money betting on the 49ers because of our chicken wing bone prediction, I have some really great news for you. Upon further review, the bones were correct! As you can see from the photo, the bones actually spelled out an “H” and a “+” symbol; and not an “SF” as we’d originally thought.

The “H” clearly indicates that a “Harbaugh” was going to be the winner, which was true, and the “+” revealed it would be older brother, John. So basically, the problem was that the bones were too accurate.

For future reference, when brothers
are coaching against each other, do
not look for the city! Live and learn.

Our original call was based on looking for a city, or team mascot; but since football’s collective consciousness was focused on this historic brother vs. brother coaching battle, we should have calibrated for that instead. My bad.

Anyway, even though you probably lost your ass because of this little misinterpretation, I’m sure just knowing that the bones’ streak of correctly predicting the Super Bowl outcome is still intact makes you feel a lot better. Plus, you can always bet double next year to make up the difference. You’re welcome!

10 comments:

James D said...

How where am I going to live. Between your bones, and the fact that I made the crab dip for the game, I thought it was a lock. I bet the house!!

Jen said...

I will say that I was suspicious of your initial interpretation. I just didn't see it. But then again, I didn't see anything indicating the Ravens either, so I reluctantly and provisionally believed you.

THIS interpretation however was simple and easy to see -- it required no drawing or anything to point it out. Glad to see that you were able to be the big man about and 'fess up to your initial confusion.

Judy said...

ROFL! I <3 you Chef John!

Jason Smith said...

"It's only CRAZY... if it doesn't work.

Hmmmm.:P

NikiD40 said...

I think you should run for political office for you can certainly "spin" a tale in your favor. LMAO.

Eitan said...

"Plus, you can always bet double next year to make up the difference."

bobrogue said...

How about in honor of Baltimore, but requested by someone who is allergic to crabs, lobster, shrimp, and salmon. How about a few other recommended uses of Old Bay?

Gigih Santoso said...

hmm .. I think think that's right. it turns out you are smart.

James and Erin said...

Ha, I love it!

chef charlie said...

...um...those look like raven bones....ahahahaha....dig u chef john!...peace