tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post3440179341868447044..comments2024-03-27T07:08:12.012-04:00Comments on Food Wishes Video Recipes: The First Ever, Food Wishes Crazy Cooking Caption Contest!Chef Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15030125427840815038noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-41534246077668221502008-07-15T14:56:00.000-04:002008-07-15T14:56:00.000-04:00What Bob learned was that he should wear a shirt w...What Bob learned was that he should wear a shirt while cooking to prevent food-hair contamination.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17088025228402970917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-56453423387919432632008-07-15T06:06:00.000-04:002008-07-15T06:06:00.000-04:00No matter how far he increased the setting on his ...No matter how far he increased the setting on his stun gun, the evil Makachee army was determined to reclaim Bob's kitchen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-3736091824331406342008-07-15T02:27:00.000-04:002008-07-15T02:27:00.000-04:00After botching his third attempt at making a red s...After botching his third attempt at making a red sauce (shown here), a young Chef John turns to the slimy underbelly of the porn industry under the alias Mr. Sal Ami.<BR/> After several years, and many many movies "under his belt", he by chance happens upon a video on the internet of Sir Paul McCartney demonstrating his masterful technique for making mashed potatoes. Inspired, he quits the porn industry to go into the safer, more legal, but yet equally as exploitive world of culinary arts. <BR/> FoodWishes fans, as well as porn watchers, have been thankful ever since.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-41135994547450035962008-07-15T01:55:00.000-04:002008-07-15T01:55:00.000-04:00Bob learns that it does make a difference when you...Bob learns that it does make a difference when you shred the cheese rather than cut it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-81622486803727834072008-07-14T20:54:00.000-04:002008-07-14T20:54:00.000-04:00"Kung Fu Naked Chef in action!""Kung Fu Naked Chef in action!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11310710473180141973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-68926355860435003132008-07-14T20:15:00.000-04:002008-07-14T20:15:00.000-04:00'twill be a dark day when I find out who ate the l...'twill be a dark day when I find out who ate the last box of Easy Mac!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-65524547672128253352008-07-14T19:02:00.000-04:002008-07-14T19:02:00.000-04:00You call this ... Pot of SHOE??!Submitted by J.T. ...You call this ... Pot of SHOE??!<BR/><BR/>Submitted by J.T. Rhoe<BR/><BR/>(If you don't get the pun ..... what are you doing here??!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-41362436243597487642008-07-14T17:54:00.000-04:002008-07-14T17:54:00.000-04:00Mac and Cheese, they're grrrrrrrrreatMac and Cheese, they're grrrrrrrrreatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-67289929643392361492008-07-14T13:47:00.000-04:002008-07-14T13:47:00.000-04:00This Mac and Cheese'll put hair on your chest even...This Mac and Cheese'll put hair on your chest even if you only stir it...<BR/><BR/>I figured this cooking thing isn't nearly as hard as finding a good apron....Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04240239988073521263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-79788636486332508132008-07-14T13:34:00.000-04:002008-07-14T13:34:00.000-04:00Xtreme Power Mac-n-cheese! Now with real GLASS!!Xtreme Power Mac-n-cheese! Now with real GLASS!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-71815382940005708922008-07-14T09:58:00.000-04:002008-07-14T09:58:00.000-04:00"Why doesn't this look like it did when Chef John ..."Why doesn't this look like it did when Chef John made it on foodwishes.com? What am I doing wrong this time!?!?!"<BR/><BR/>April :-)<BR/>(the real problem, as you can plainly see, is no knives on that door in the background... a real Chef John wannabe would have...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-59204551887501734512008-07-14T07:13:00.000-04:002008-07-14T07:13:00.000-04:00There goes mine:Because cooking with passion makes...There goes mine:<BR/><BR/>Because cooking with passion makes food taste betterLuaticahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05708275429193105229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-8638547245359041472008-07-13T23:01:00.000-04:002008-07-13T23:01:00.000-04:00"Maybe if I make this sticky enough, I can use it ..."Maybe if I make this sticky enough, I can use it to wax all this pesky chest hair!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-78869932136502154962008-07-13T19:10:00.000-04:002008-07-13T19:10:00.000-04:00Damn, there's a hair in my mashed potatoes...Damn, there's a hair in my mashed potatoes...Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14805218792494299284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-82242838032387747702008-07-13T18:16:00.000-04:002008-07-13T18:16:00.000-04:00Now to add the patch of thatch from my right belly...Now to add the patch of thatch from my right belly as garnish, and i'm done.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09334938046604016637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-37762890854675024302008-07-13T15:35:00.000-04:002008-07-13T15:35:00.000-04:00"You don't stir Mac and Cheese with a WIRE HANGAR...."You don't stir Mac and Cheese with a WIRE HANGAR. NO WIRE HANGERS WILL TOUCH THIS FOOD!!" <BR/>:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-25695152000747137982008-07-13T15:33:00.000-04:002008-07-13T15:33:00.000-04:00Dear GOD---cooking Crystal Meth was SO much EASIER...Dear GOD---cooking Crystal Meth was SO much EASIER!!!!! -cbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-11593528769744587482008-07-13T12:39:00.000-04:002008-07-13T12:39:00.000-04:00"when it's mac and cheese, stick with cheese.""when it's mac and cheese, stick with cheese."chloehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02231379024778444319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-28905871591683241312008-07-13T10:41:00.000-04:002008-07-13T10:41:00.000-04:00Vigorous stirring is required when blending your v...Vigorous stirring is required when blending your victims brains into that innocent looking pot of mac & cheese.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13514517201021433201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-20893124842008021612008-07-13T09:31:00.000-04:002008-07-13T09:31:00.000-04:00I F***ING LOVE MAC AND CHESEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!I F***ING LOVE MAC AND CHESEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-2910067248573702942008-07-13T08:48:00.000-04:002008-07-13T08:48:00.000-04:00Tension increased when Hairy Potter mashed things ...Tension increased when Hairy Potter mashed things up a bit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-28702530048458830482008-07-13T06:40:00.000-04:002008-07-13T06:40:00.000-04:00This was the first and last time Jeff cooked from ...This was the first and last time Jeff cooked from scratch..Steffen Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09762567987604021426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-3638548568670911012008-07-13T06:34:00.000-04:002008-07-13T06:34:00.000-04:00I'M NOT GONNA JUST SIEVE IT!I'M NOT GONNA JUST SIEVE IT!idahhhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07926437947220377584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-75263056221524750722008-07-13T04:42:00.000-04:002008-07-13T04:42:00.000-04:00In soviet russia, mac and cheese eats you!In soviet russia, mac and cheese eats you!kenokihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625745703703623771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173052990851751381.post-49121867773424752112008-07-13T03:33:00.000-04:002008-07-13T03:33:00.000-04:00Where is my SHIRT!!!!!!Where is my SHIRT!!!!!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02833959147843168540noreply@blogger.com