Tuesday, July 15, 2008

And the winner is...you tell me!

Here are the finalists for "The First Ever, Food Wishes Crazy Cooking Caption Contest!" In addition to my brilliant and hilarious entry, I've chosen my five favorite caption entries.

The winner will be announced Thursday, and will have a recipe video named after them!

Please cast your vote for the best caption!
Cooking was just one of the relaxation techniques Bob learned in anger management.
"I swear if ONE MORE person complains about hair in their food I'm going to SNAP"!
Where is my SHIRT!!!!!!
In Soviet Russia, mac and cheese eats you!
This was the first and last time Jeff cooked from scratch.
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gromgull said...

Hmm - I was thinking something along the lines of "Sense fear? I'll show this hollandaise!"

but couldn't make it snappy enough at the time, and forgot to come back after coffee ...

Cred to Sparta and Soviet Russia for classic internet jokes though.

Anonymous said...

Scott - Boston

Yeah, SPARTAAA was the immediate stand out for me, as well.

Chef John said...

Hey Scott, I would have included the anonymous comment that referred to you, ...but I wrote it! Just a little homage to you and the fans of your comments.

Anonymous said...

from Wikipedia
alter-ego; (Latin, "the other I") example,
scott - boston and chef john.

Chef John said...

oh, you mean, "brother from another mother"

Anonymous said...

wiki -

brother from another mother works for me! Hey doesn't that already have the tags "step" or "half"?

And I don't mean "half-wits". - You guys are full of wits!

Anonymous said...

Hey john, hehe you little cheater there :P I actually thought of just the same punchline as you did hehe oh well, Voted for your's actually! KEEP IT GOING BOB !

Anonymous said...

haha oh my..I just came up with an awsome idea(no chanse of putting it in there i know.. thats lazyness for ya) But this is my punchline hehe..


Oh well, good luck john :)

Steffen P said...

GO DENMARK!! aka. "This was the first and last time Jeff cooked from scratch!"

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the nod, but it's the very least I can do to pay you back for all you've given us.

Scott - Boston = Chef John?!?! You've apparently never tasted my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. My 4 year old says it's "magnifique". Hmmmf...

Scott - Boston